• Christian Humor

    From Offline@VERT/DEADCENT to DOVE-Net.Entertainment on Sat Jan 22 20:00:04 2011
    A Little Christian Humor

    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
    on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
    tired of hearing all the bickering.

    Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
    set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
    will judge who does the better job.'

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

    They moused.

    They faxed.

    They e-mailed.

    They e-mailed with attachments.

    They downloaded..

    They did spreadsheets!

    They wrote reports.

    They created labels and cards..

    They created charts and graphs..

    They did some genealogy reports .

    They did every job known to man.

    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
    across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
    went off..

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
    in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed..

    Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

    'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
    the past two hours of work.
    Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not
    fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'


    God just shrugged and said,

    JESUS SAVES

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  • From Roalt@VERT/MMBBS1 to Offline on Sat Jan 22 23:03:56 2011
    Re: Christian Humor
    By: Offline to DOVE-Net.Entertainment on Sat Jan 22 2011 03:00 pm

    God just shrugged and said,

    JESUS SAVES

    I laughed, anyway :)

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  • From Ralph@VERT/MMBBS1 to Offline on Sun Jan 23 23:15:45 2011
    Re: Christian Humor
    By: Offline to DOVE-Net.Entertainment on Sat Jan 22 2011 03:00 pm

    HILARIOUS!

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  • From ThreeDeeTwelve@VERT/TRN to Offline on Wed Feb 2 17:28:11 2011

    Eh. Predictable, and the sports jokes along the same line are much better.

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