• Joke for Thursday

    From Greg Goodwin@21:5/100 to All on Thu Jun 11 14:56:52 2020

    ----- JOKE OF THE DAY -----
    How does a polar bear build a house?
    Igloos it together.
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  • From Warpslide@21:3/110 to Greg Goodwin on Thu Jun 11 16:25:00 2020
    On 11 Jun 2020, Greg Goodwin said the following...

    How does a polar bear build a house?
    Igloos it together.

    *sensible chuckle*

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  • From Greg Goodwin@21:5/100 to Warpslide on Thu Jun 11 15:29:52 2020
    How does a polar bear build a house?
    Igloos it together.

    *sensible chuckle*

    (Thanks, this was a tradition I did on Facebook. I am doing less of
    that, so thought I would post them here too (along with Twitter,
    and to a few friends.) - Doc Clu
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  • From Adept@21:2/108 to Greg Goodwin on Thu Jun 11 23:24:21 2020
    (Thanks, this was a tradition I did on Facebook. I am doing less of that, so thought I would post them here too (along with Twitter,
    and to a few friends.) - Doc Clu

    It's reminding me of the joke-of-the-day in the robot area, and while oftentimes those jokes are also terrible, they're also frequently
    entertaining, and I salute your attempt to do something similar.

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  • From Al@21:4/106 to Greg Goodwin on Thu Jun 11 21:32:26 2020
    Hello Greg,

    How does a polar bear build a house?
    Igloos it together.

    *sensible chuckle*

    (Thanks, this was a tradition I did on Facebook. I am doing less of
    that, so thought I would post them here too (along with Twitter,
    and to a few friends.) - Doc Clu

    We could perhaps use an FSX_JOKES or similar area, or maybe an entertainment area would be a good place for them.

    I think we can all use a good joke these days. :)

    I know Avon has had this in mind so perhaps when he is back home he will add a few areas. Thanks for the jokes.

    Ttyl :-),
    Al

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  • From Greg Goodwin@21:5/100 to Adept on Fri Jun 12 12:15:26 2020
    It's reminding me of the joke-of-the-day in the robot area, and while oftentimes those jokes are also terrible, they're also frequently entertaining, and I salute your attempt to do something similar.

    Yeh, I probably could run them through a robot, but I do what I always
    do: read jokes till one makes me laugh and then share it. :D

    Speaking of which...

    ----- JOKE OF THE DAY -----
    Did you hear the joke about construction?

    I'm still working on it.
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  • From Greg Goodwin@21:5/100 to Al on Fri Jun 12 12:16:46 2020
    We could perhaps use an FSX_JOKES or similar area, or maybe an entertainment
    area would be a good place for them.

    I think we can all use a good joke these days. :)

    I know Avon has had this in mind so perhaps when he is back home he will add
    few areas. Thanks for the jokes.

    That sounds like a wonderful idea. Be great to hear jokes from others
    too.

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  • From Black Panther@21:1/186 to Greg Goodwin on Fri Jun 12 22:44:40 2020
    On 12 Jun 2020, Greg Goodwin said the following...

    ----- JOKE OF THE DAY -----
    Did you hear the joke about construction?

    I'm still working on it.

    Did you hear about the movie "Constipation"?

    It hasn't come out yet.

    :)


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    Black Panther(RCS)
    Castle Rock BBS

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  • From Greg Goodwin@21:5/100 to Black Panther on Tue Jun 16 13:43:48 2020
    Did you hear about the movie "Constipation"?

    It hasn't come out yet.

    Classic! :D
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  • From Ratz@21:2/114 to Greg Goodwin on Tue Jun 16 15:32:35 2020
    Did you hear about the movie "Constipation"?

    It hasn't come out yet.

    Classic! :D

    lol that is such a dad joke, may I borrow it? =]


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  • From Greg Goodwin@21:5/100 to Ratz on Thu Jun 18 13:02:34 2020
    Did you hear about the movie "Constipation"?

    It hasn't come out yet.

    Classic! :D

    lol that is such a dad joke, may I borrow it? =]

    By all means, we are here to share in the grand tradition of the dad
    joke. :D
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  • From dejavu@21:3/114 to Greg Goodwin on Thu Jun 18 16:57:38 2020
    On 18 Jun 2020, Greg Goodwin said the following...

    Did you hear about the movie "Constipation"?

    It hasn't come out yet.

    Classic! :D

    lol that is such a dad joke, may I borrow it? =]

    By all means, we are here to share in the grand tradition of the dad joke. :D
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    Pull my finger. :)

    -Dejavu

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