• Secret Menu

    From Lee Lofaso@VERT/SPACESST to All on Fri May 6 05:10:00 2016
    Hello Everybody,

    Ever been to a fast food joint?
    How about McDonald's? Certainly,
    McDonald's is your kind of place.
    Just look at their menu. What is
    there not to want, or like? Well,
    aside from the grilled chicken.
    That stuff is horrible, having been
    defrosted and steamed and more than
    a bit gelatinous, without a doubt
    imported from Thailand or some other
    foreign land that even Buddha tried
    to avoid.

    Can't find anything you like on
    the menu? No problemo. Just ask
    the friendly cashier to ring up
    a sale for a Monster Mac. Or if
    you are a morning person, a Mc10:35
    (Egg McMuffin with a cow on top).

    Still not satisfied? Then order up
    a McGangBang (McChicken sandwich placed
    inside a McDouble). Or a Land, Air, and
    Sea burger (a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, and
    McChicken sandwich all stacked together).

    Of course, you can always make up your
    own kind of sandwich and ask the cook to
    prepare it for you. After all, it's your
    money, and the cook's time ...

    --Lee

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